Pokemon with Synchronize when they get poisoned:
Pokemon Heritage Post
*Gollum voice* Gay little faggotses… sucking cocks all NIGHT… we HATES it
Oh, excuse me… I have a missed call from my beautiful wife, Spam Risk.
i can’t find my headphones and target is closed this is a nightmare .
put an ant in each ear and they will sing to you
not a half bad idea avtually
good music should beat the shit out of you

Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914
Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.[Text ID:
WHO are you, reader, reading my poems an hundred years hence?
I cannot send you one single flower from this wealth of the spring, one single streak of gold from yonder clouds.
Open your doors and look abroad.
From your blossoming garden gather fragrant memories of the vanished flowers of an hundred years before.
In the joy of your heart may you feel the living joy that sang one spring morning, sending its glad voice across an hundred years.
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Sometimes I’m a boy or a guy but I’m never a man. “Man” as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud
I think I love tumblr the most bc I don’t owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I’m not giving any explanation.